The Congressional Mafia
TL Thomson

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Contemporary Articles Defining Congressional Legislation
(Legislation Translated into Constitutional Articles that Established and Maintain our Congressional Mafia)

Article 8
Congress shall assure for itself a free medical program that guarantees the highest quality of medical and dental care; salaries for all federal legislators equal to at least ten times the minimum wage for citizens; golden parachutes rising to millions of dollars upon retirement; exemption from social security taxes; and retirement for made members after only five years in office.

Article 9
In order to maintain an underclass of citizenry that must rely on government for survival--and therefore our national legislature--Congress shall establish a subsistence-level minimum wage inadequate to meet rent and mortgage payments; defray for medical /dental needs; or meet any other social needs beyond subsistence food and slum housing.


Article 10
Campaign finance reform shall be repeatedly ricocheted between the House and Senate and assured of never passing by rejection by either body, or killed in conference committee to render appearances of being supported by both federal legislative bodies.

Article 11
Personal checks written against insufficient funds shall be honored by in-house banks for both Senate and House members without the imposition of civil or criminal liabilities.

Article 12
Political contributions to members of Congress by special interests, notably corporations, shall not be limited in frequency or amount in order to maintain repeated reelection of incumbents.

Article 13
Senators and Congressman shall attire in business suits costing not less than ten times the price of pedestrian attire in order to maintain the powerful image established by the Mafia Icon John Gotti.

Article 14
Regardless of its failure, the free trade ideology of NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO shall not be altered by Congressional legislation of any description, lest such lawmaking render impotent special-interest campaign financing. The health and welfare of the average citizen and his ability to earn an above subsistence level income shall not sway Congress to entertain the legislation herein described; nor shall recessions or depressions of our national economy be an influence on sustaining our failed free-trade policies.

Article 15
Congress shall assure the continuing flow of United States manufacturers to offshore locations in order to impoverish the average worker and assure a growing third-world status of American families. Congress shall guarantee the offshore flow of manufacturers through the continuing establishment and maintenance of federal programs similar to AID—Aid to Industrial Nations—and OPIC—Overseas Private Investment Corporation; plus granting tax breaks and other taxpayer financed programs to encourage united states companies to relocate offshore.

Article 16
Legislation for federal income-tax filing shall be cumbersome and obscure and favor sufficient loopholes for corporations and the wealthy. Congressional caterwauling shall be exercised by both legislative bodies to render the appearance of tax reform.

Article 17
Legislation oblivious to the due process clauses of the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments, to wit—No person shall be denied life, liberty, or property without due process of law—shall not be invoked in considering the elimination of civil rights, such as the egregious and previously legislated forfeiture laws wherein a person’s money and property can be confiscated under the color of authority with0ut any probable cause related to the owner.

Article 18
In order to maintain a constant and inexhaustible flow of largesse from special interests, Congress shall ignore its responsibility to coin money as defined in Article 1, Section 8, of our Constitution; the Federal Reserve System—which shall maintain (a) its private status without taxation or Congressional examination, (b) accumulate no reserves, and (c) continue its status as a cartel controlled by European central banks, shall privately print currency and create money at will while collecting earnest money—in the form of interest—produced by the federal taxation of labor.

Article 19
The Senate shall approve only those persons nominated to the United States Supreme Court that adhere only to those principles established by the Congressional Mafia.

Article 20
No legislator, either Congressman or Senator, shall bow to the will of the electorate when such adherence and recognition of the will of the people runs counter to the will of special interests represented by the federal legislature.

Article 21
In order to maintain an appearance of legislative propriety, legislators shall forego the Mafia principles of cheek kissing and finger blood letting for new members by referring to made members as “the distinguished gentleman from (state); my distinguished and honorable colleague(s) from (state)” and other high-sounding appellations that establish respect for Congressional Mobsters.

Article 22
Congress shall integrate holidays honoring our Forefathers and establish references thereto in generic terms. Obliteration of American history and recognition of America’s Heroes by name shall be prohibited in order to facilitate our nation’s acceptance of the globalist agenda and eradication of the nation-state.

Article 23
Anti-trust laws that impede the formation of corporate monopolies shall be ignored and fresh legislation encouraging domestic economic competition is prohibited. In keeping with the globalist agenda, the axiom “The Divine Right of Kings shall be replaced with The Divine Right of Corporations” shall be the guiding principle for all economic legislation.


Article 24
Congress shall pass legislation transferring command of our military from the states and federal government over to command by foreign officers designated by the United Nations in a small piece-by-piece manner so as not to come to the attention of the general public or threaten the globalist agenda.

Article 25
The subtle erosion of Articles 1 and 2 of our Constitution—religion, speech, press, assembly, petition for grievances, and the right of individuals to keep and bear arms—shall be subtly eroded into non-existence by surreptitious and ongoing Congressional legislation.

Article 26
The subtle erosion of Articles 1 and 2 of our Constitution—religion, speech, press, assembly, petition for grievances, and the right of individuals to keep and bear arms-—shall be assured by the Senate in exercising its diligence when approving supreme court jurors favoring the globalist agenda.

Article 27
In order to maintain below subsistence level wages for American labor, the free flow of illegal immigration from third world nations shall be maintained using repeated amnesty legislation under the guise that US borders will be closed to unchecked entry through our porous borders.

Article 28
Attorneys shall proliferate in all three branches of government—legislative, executive, and judicial—in order to sustain their stranglehold on the united states federal government, thereby assuring lawyers their exclusive membership in the congressional mafia for personal enrichment. Legislation restricting attorneys mainly to the judicial branch of government—as envisioned by our Forefathers—is prohibited.

Article 29
Congress shall assure the public’s impression of living in a representative democracy by exercising its loyalty to only one political party disguised as two parties—the Republican and Democratic Mafias (known to the public as “parties”)—which shall conduct conventions with hoopla, fanfare, stomping, pseudo caterwauling, ballooning and confetti displays of gargantuan proportions, having preselected all candidates in closed and secret session dictated by America’s corporate elite and the Congressional Mafia.


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